Fiona the hippo, queen of the Cincinnati Zoo and our national daughter, has had a banner year.
She swam. She ate snacks. Friends, she lived her life. And she did it against all odds! It's true: Fiona, whose ears wiggle when she pops out of the water, is the only being on earth who had a pleasant 2017. And she deserved every second.
SEE ALSO: Fiona the Hippo’s Journey to FamePlease join us as we celebrate some of her finest moments of 2017.
Fiona is watched around the clock by devoted zoo staff. She also acquires a purple teddy bear during this time.
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Spoiler: The name is Fiona.
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She is wobbly but does a great job.
A belated congratulations to Fiona on this ramp.
Fiona also discovers her reflection.
Was it about lettuce?
Small Hippo, Big Pool: The title of Fiona's upcoming biopic. (Not really, but free idea.)
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She has trouble getting the ball and we have trouble keeping it together.
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She does not like them.
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Fiona and Bibi share some chill time.
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Her first solid food!
It "exceed[ed] expectations."
Fiona is the only being who is allowed to celebrate half-birthdays.
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She appears to enjoy.
Fiona is now a full-fledged celebrity, but she remains humble.
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We must respect her preferences.
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A major milestone.
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Fiona had a great Halloween.
We're so happy Fiona could be there on our special day ❤ here's to many more years of going to zoos with you 😙 @cincinnatizoo #cincinnatizoo #fionathehippo #fionafix #keepingupwiththekelbles #cincyzoopic
Fiona approves of this union.
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Fiona is the best ballerina in the country.
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She is refined and graceful.
She is now on the U.S. Olympic gymnastic team.
This post will be updated as Fiona does more things.
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